fake-mermaid:

urban outfitters giving me the opportunity to finally become a real mermaid

fake-mermaid:

urban outfitters giving me the opportunity to finally become a real mermaid

oodwhovian:

Peter Capaldi and David Tennant both playing The Conductor.

Via
Nikon COOLPIX AW110

Perhaps it is the greatest grief, after all.

137/? the sign of three caps

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

alpha-0mega:

I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

legallyblonde:

The way I pick up a penny in the street when I see someone cute.

legallyblonde:

The way I pick up a penny in the street when I see someone cute.